I went to Chincoteague with Cailtin, Shelby, and Josh Mosh today.
It was fun being there for 10 minutes...
we were driving into this "free parking" lot and Shelby was saying shes gonna take Caitlin to prom, so for dramatic effect I opened the car door and yelled "STOP THE FUCKING CAR" then shut it (end joke), but then Josh started laughing and I realized we were RIGHT in front of some old lady sitting on her front porch. Then... we went to pizza hut in onley... Then... we went back to my gmaz and sang happy birthday to my great aunt and gave her presentz. Then, I conned Caitlin into staying 10 minutes... but the whole ten minutes was me trying to convince her to say... thus me being a con-artist...
yiz.