bro...

this thanksgiving was decent.

My mother wont allow vegetables to be cooked longer than 2 minutes in fear of the nutrients being cooked out...

My family doesnt eat mashed potatoes, oh no, theres too much transfat..

we eat mashed cauliflower...

WE MIGHT AS WELL OF HAD FUCKING CAULIFLOWER.

if you make it right youre not supposed to be able to tell the difference.

but alas...

we didnt make it right.

honey ham?

well, thats just silly, we'll make our own honey ham...

(virginia ham with brown sugar sprinkled over it)

and finally...

gravy isnt supposed to have the consistancy of water.

I WAS happy with the peanut butter and chocolate pie I made though.

HOLLER!

thank god for burger king being open on thanksgiving maaan.